STANDARD MEMBERS CAN CONTACT ME WITHOUT PENALTY!!! I'm divorced, successful professional ... honest, fit, toned, youthful, intelligent and articulate, with an insatiable appetite for sex ... I came to this site after a failed career in adult films, where I grew tired of having a body double in every scene. At least I had good speaking parts, like "You're a hottie and I'd do you in a heartbeat" ... I was hoping to launch into a Shakespearean career, but alas, I now spend my free time playing the vibraphone and relaxing at home with my tarsier, Makombogo. Sometimes I call him Fido. Often, he pisses on my floor. I am a Boulevardier, a Bon Vivant, and a Metrosexual. I wax my back on frequent occasions, sometimes for fun. An evening with me is to be deserved and earned. It may involve special treatment at the chef's table at Washington's finest restaurants, or omakase at the finest Japanese restaurants in town. It may also involve streaking down the Mall, especially in January. Or naked hang gliding. You never know.... My favorite foods fall into the general category of "artery clogging" ... I love fois gras, beef marrow, artisanal bacon, pork fat, offal and whoopie pies. But we will progress to a sensual experience you will never forget, and if the chemistry is right, it may devolve into a LTR before we know it....

My Ideal Person Ideally, you own a food cart and a liquor store, and that's a pretty damned good start...!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Elvis, Beatles, Roy Orbison, Bruce Springsteen, The Who

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Let's explore these together!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Well, my dirty old man evil fantasy is a 3some with Vanessa
Hudgens and Megan Fox, but I generally like the 40-something brunettes like Eva Longoria, Teri
Hatcher, Brooke Shields, Cindy Crawford....

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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